listening to music in public looks cool but little does everyone know i am listening to weeb anime openings

  • Friend/Teacher: What did you do this summer?
  • Me: Joined a volleyball team
  • Me: Went to swimming regionals
  • Me: Joined a clan of assassins
  • Me: Played rock music in Feudal Japan
  • Me: Got rejected as a manga artist, and joined show biz instead
  • Me: Fell in love with a childhood friend, but he changed his name and rejected me
  • Me: Worked in a junk shop and got hit on by a rich 19 year old
  • Me: Fell in love with a shoujo manga artist
  • Me: Moved to a rural island to work on calligraphy
  • Me: Won the nine schools magic competition
  • Friend/Teacher: ...




opinions on abortions are kinda like nipples

everyone has them but women’s are a little bit more relevant 

But all you ever see are men’s

Oh shit

(Source: uncooler)




You can play any route you want

you can have all your headcanons

but what you cannot erase is

Noiz kissed Aoba first


[Koujaku crying in the distance]



Headcanon that after the battle of Hogwarts, George dyes his hair an outrageous colour, and at first Molly is mad, but then she hears George whisper “I kept thinking it was him in the mirror”. 



Remember limewire

Remember sometimes getting the song you were actually looking for and sometimes getting an mp3 of bill clinton saying that he didn’t have sexual relations with that woman instead



please don’t make people with depression feel guilty for their lack of interest in things or their inability to motivate themselves please and thank you goodbye 

on that note, please don’t make people with anxiety feel guilty about their inability to do tasks you deem simple and literally call them children and tell them to grow up because of it